Weird Wed Light

Hey peeps. Kind of busy today and low on weirdness, but here's a couple of tidbits to tide you over.

They did not heed the "this is not a toy warning".
When will we learn to keep plastic bags away from children?

This is from sis. Imagine him with fangs for the super scary version, or imagine him saying, "Bitch puh-leeeze!" Either way- How is this the spokes-clown for the biggest franchise in American history?

Remember I'm taking submissions for disturbia. Send those links, pics, whatever. Stay weird people.